She showed me her tits, so I fucked her - as long as they're giving it to me, I should take it 😅

So, you got an orgasm on your dick, you're not going to blow your brains out now?

Honey, I googled how to come from a massage. Why don't we give it a shot?

How can you not come on such a sweetheart when she wants cum so badly?

I thought you were late, but when you saw your tits you didn't want your whores?

I don't have to cook for you, but I do give you on a schedule

Every time I pick up a T-shirt, all the issues resolve themselves

You suck at Dota — I'm going to check you suck a dick

Sweetie, you forgot about the eggs — take them in your hand and kick them

Gave an old iPhone as a Christmas present and had to suck it up like a new one

And if I show you my boobs, will you get off these stupid streams?

I fulfill all the desires of my beloved. She asks for sperm in her mouth, she gets it

Woke the babe up early in the morning, knowing she wouldn't refuse to fuck

If you dreamt about sex, it means that soon you will definitely be fucked by someone

Friend girl is a distance learner, but misses classes because of sex

Baby was so sleepy, but woke up for sex with her lover

Blew the guy's mind on the first day of self-isolation, but at least she sucked